Bullet Proof Bra

ब्राको काम महिलाहरूको वक्ष सुन्दरतालाइ मात्र बढाउने होइन रहेछ भनेर हालै मात्र प्रमाणित भएको छ । यसले अमेरिकाकी एक महिलालाइ छातिमा गोली लाग्नबाट समेत जोगाएको छ ।

प्रहरीका अनुसार, उनी आफ्नो घरको बरन्डामा बसिरहेकी थिइन् । उनले छिमेकमा तीन चोरहरू देखिन् । अब असल छिमेकीले त हल्ला गर्नै पर्यो । त्यो कर्तव्य उनले राम्रैसित निभाइन् । यो कर्तव्य चोरहरूलाइ कत्ति पनि मन नपर्नु पनि स्वाभाविक नै थियो । त्यसैले उनीमाथि तिनले गोली प्रहार गरे ।

गोली सिधै उनको छातिमा लाग्यो । तर धन्न उनले लगाएको ब्रामा प्रयोग गरिएको डोरीमा लाग्यो । त्यो डोरी चाहिँ ती महिलाका अनुसार, तारले बनाइएको थियो । गोलीले तारलाइ छेड्न सकेन ।

गोलीले छालालाइ कुनै पनि हानी नपुर्याएका कारण ती ५७ वर्षे महिलाको ज्यान जोगिएको छ । महिलाको पहिचान चाहिँ प्रहरीले खुलाएको छैन । उनलाइ तत्काल अस्पताल पुर्याइएको र डाक्टरले पनि उनलाइ ज्यानको कुनै खतरा नरहेको बताएका छन् ।

डेट्रोइटका प्रहरी अधिकारी लियोन रहमानले भने- "ब्राले गोलीको धक्कालाइ कम गर्यो र छालामा थोरै मात्र घाउ बनायो, जुन ज्यानै जाने किसिमको चाहिँ थिएन ।"

उनका छिमेकले ती महिलाले लगाउने गरेको गोलीसमेत रोक्न सक्ने त्यो ब्रा कुन कम्पनीको र के नाउँको थियो भनेर धुइँपाताल खोजी शुरू गरेका छन् ।

Leggy Titillating Pillows for the Adventurous

This is not just a pillow shaped like legs; it looks like real women’s legs with stockings, miniskirt, apron, knees demurely folded and all. It is definitely out of place in a furniture shop but right at home in a sex shop. If you have the itch for women’s legs but can’t get hold of the real thing, this is just the gadget for you. Of if you have friends who have a thing for sexy legs, this pillow would make a sensational gift.

But the product does not come with instructions on how to use (or hug) it. It is so typical of the Japanese to design the legs so demurely close together that there is very little you can do with the pillow to satisfy your bedroom needs. You can’t lie your head to sleep on it. You can’t hug the legs as that would put you in a very awkward and unnatural position. You can’t pry open the thighs or bury your head in it in ecstasy.

The legs resemble a Japanese bargirl kneeling down to serve tea - a contradictory work of art in itself! The pillow reflects both the hidden desire of the Japanese for more open sex and their conservative culture. The soft, faceless woman (pillow) bows in submission and sexually titillates at the same time. At $26, this might make a conversational piece in your living room, if you are not politically correct and have an eye for the avant-garde.

Fun Squeezable Shower Gel Breasts

Do you have fantasy about a beautiful and sexy woman joining you in the shower? Well, the naughty fun Shower Breast presents you with a gadget that renders your fantasy physical and tactile. Shower Breasts is a shower gel/shampoo dispenser in the shape of squeezable breasts. It is a magic gadget that is guaranteed to make you enjoy your wash more often and stay longer in the shower. The tits are pert, soft and bouncy – just like the real thing, with a little imagination.

Shower Breasts comes ready with suckers to be attached to your shower wall. This naughty nipple-topped pair consists of a compartment for shower gel, shampoo or conditioner. They are practical and useful. But don’t press too often or you will run out of shower gel very fast! Priced at $26.91, it is strictly for bachelors, Man and Woman who has a sense of humour.